The tune, courtesy of Mary's dad, the composer Alan Bullard.
A stag beetle is walking about, when along comes a human, and stamps on it. The stag beetle nips the human, and they start fighting. The human squashes it, and walks off. The stag beetle makes it's last movements, and then it dies.
- Why did the stag beetle cross the road?
- To see his flat-mate.
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